You are on your own for Valentine’s Day. You could view this as tragic.
Or you could say “screw it, I get to eat my barbeque.” If you are THAT person, come enjoy our Lonely Hearts Club menu at Rocklands on Tuesday, February 14.
Or take it to go so you can watch endless re-runs of “Wedding Crashers.” Or “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.” You get to call it, because YOU CONTROL THE REMOTE.
(Yeah, you know it: Being single has its perks.)