The Rocklands Holiday Menu Song (yup, song)

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m dreaming of a smoked turkey, just like the one I had last year.
Where the skin’s all tasty, the meat’s not pasty,
And the whole thing’s great with my cold beer.
We’re hoping for a good dinner, where family gobbles shrimp that’s grilled.
Salmon, ham and cornbread — we’ll feel so well-fed —
And Mom won’t feel she’s over-billed.

We’re wishing you a great season, no matter what you like to eat.
Let us help with feeding you riiiiiight . . . and may all your holidays be bright.

With apologies to Irving Berlin, and poets everywhere. Don’t forget your Rocklands holiday menu here.


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